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Hi, I'm Alex. I'm 15, I post a lot of random stuff. If you follow me I will.... I actually don't know what I would do...

April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

(Source: fistfulof4leafclovers)


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


sadmale:

do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

image


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst)


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago



Anonymous
Do you hate straight people or something?


lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

I don’t hate heterosexuals. I just don’t approve of the heterosexual lifestyle or support the heterosexual agenda.


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie


April 24 2014, 8am

...3 hours ago


thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear)


April 22 2014, 2pm

...1 day ago


the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerbiologist)


April 22 2014, 2pm

...1 day ago


chromeofficial:

carolfine:

chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

Are you 12

yes


April 22 2014, 2pm

...1 day ago


sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug


April 22 2014, 2pm

...1 day ago


sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.


April 22 2014, 2pm

...1 day ago


sgchan:

pocket-alex:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell."

"HEAVENS TO BETSY"